I know this is the title,
but you're wasting your time if you're hoping for actual survival games.
You're better off turning off your TV and going to bed.
If you try to complain after watching it, I—
W-We'll do some proper survival games.
Joining the Club!
Transferring schools:
the beginning of a new life.
This girl, dressed in her new uniform, is headed for new experiences.
My first day at a new school and I'm already being perved on?
Don't get ahead of yourself!
Don't move.
This is a Desert Eagle .50 AE.
It has more destructive power
than any other automatic pistol in the world.
You thought you could do whatever you wanted
to a girl too afraid to speak?
You coward.
I-I don't know what you're talking about!
Th-That's just a toy, isn't it?
I don't know. Is it?
I have a beloved wife and a daughter in college.
I still have ten years left on my house's loan.
I can't ruin my life over touching a high school girl
who's not even that hot.
I will win!
Look, a UFO.
Huh?
Gotcha!
Take this!
Oh? You wanna fight?
Interesting.
Bring it on!
Taste the karate I learned in middle school!
That was a little fun.
The train's not so bad, once in a while.
Are you all right?
Y-Yeah.
As long as I'm around, the trash of society won't have their way.
Now to turn you over to a station employee—
Are you the suspicious individual?
Look. She's got guns.
It's just like the passengers reported.
Come with us.
Y-You're wrong!
I was trying to save her!
It's not me! Let me go!
Who is she?
Well, whatever.
Old guy!
How does it feel to lose your life over a high school girl's butt?
I'm sorry!
This is Aogiri Academy High.
It's an all-girls school, of course.
Sonokawa Momoka
I'm Sonokawa Momoka.
N-Nice to meet you.
You, too.
Nice to meet you.
She seems nice.
And cute.
What a pain.
Dad travels for work,
and I'm sick of the same old transfer song and dance.
Being an outcast's a pain, though.
I'll have to be cunning and squeeze those out.
Those
I'm exhausted.
Bye-bye, Momoka-chan.
See ya.
Clubs are a pain. I can't believe people join them.
There's gotta be something more unusual...
Wait! Why am I thinking of her?
It's her!
What's she doing in the forest behind school?
She's gone!
What is this place?
Survival Game Club
Survival Game Club?
No!
Wh-What is this?
You fell for my trap, spy!
What?
You'd need a million more years of experience before you could tail me.
More nonsense.
Huh?
What is this ugly creature?
Wh-What's going on?
Look at my new M4.
Man, I wanna fire this soon.
Who will you bathe in blood this time?
What is this?
Are they terrorists or something?
By the way, the spy's awake.
Oh, you're awake.
I've never met a spy before.
I-I'm not!
What does the spy want with us?
I told you, I'm not a spy.
Who are you guys, anyway?
High school girls shouldn't be waving guns around.
Who are we?
Ow!
Don't shoot inside the club room, Miou.
Sorry.
Is this...
Yes, that's right!
Gambling your life on a hunk of cold metal in a game of survival!
Physical strength and judgment!
Heart Technique Physique
The greatest game of heart, technique, and physique.
And...
To fight is to be beautiful!
That's us...
Survival Game Club
The Survival Game Club!
Who did the old man voice in the middle?
Nice retort.
Now that I get a better look at you, have we met before?
Is it that fun?
Don't you just shoot at each other with toy guns?
It's stupid.
It's difficult to explain with words.
That's it. Hold it just like that.
L-Like this?
Step back with your dominant foot.
That's it.
Aim for the target.
Fire!
What was that?
My head went numb.
A bullseye?
She hit the vitals with accuracy.
What an amazing first shot.
Oh? What's this?
Did you experience some of the fun of our club?
Uh, um...
I'm a third-year, Ootori Miou, president of the Survival Game Club.
I-I'm first-year Sonokawa Momoka.
Sonokawa? That's an uncommon name.
It's not uncommon at all.
Could you write it for me on this?
Sure.
Sonokawa Momoka.
Huh?
Club Admission Form Survival Game Club Name Sonokawa Momoka
Welcome to the Survival Game Club!
I'm not joining your club!
Slightly cool transfer student
Sonokawa Momoka's school life full of hope has only just begun.
I'm late!
You said you'd join? I lied!
I can't be late on my second day of school!
Don't worry that this is starting out like a shoujo manga.
After all, this is a shoujo manga printed in Nakayoshi magazine.
Ouch.
I'm sorry. Are you...
Yeah. Are you okay?
I wanted to talk to you about your club application.
Your homeroom teacher rejected it, saying you had to turn it in yourself.
Anyway, why don't you come with me and—
I'm not joining your club.
She followed me.
What if people think we're friends?
Miou-sama!
Huh?
Miou-sama, you're beautiful as usual today.
I know.
Sh-She's popular?
Hey, what's your deal?
You just transferred here, and you're already coming to school with Miou-sama?
Shit. They're in my class.
Uh, we just ran into each other.
I'm not interested in Ootori-san.
What are you talking about?
We've shared toast from the same toaster.
G-Good morning.
Huh? Did they not like that personality?
Good morning.
We have first period in another classroom, right?
I don't know my way around. Could you show me where it is?
Um, I...
Don't bother.
The transfer student doesn't want to talk to us.
Yeah. She's not even interested in Miou-sama.
Oh, my. Do forgive me.
What a klutz.
Wh-What a pain.
Fear not. This is not a depressing anime.
Die, ugly!! Vermin Trash
For crying out loud... The plot gets a little dark, and everyone starts shouting that it's depressing.
Modern Japanese
The mental weakness of young people these days is troubling.
Huh? My bag...
That's enough!
What?
Miou-sama?
What?!
Observe! This is rappelling!
Rappelling (Suspended Descent)
This is just bungee jumping.
Rappelling is the technique of descending from a helicopter or cliff using a rope.
Um, could you help me down?
Your pranks end now.
M-Miou-sama.
I-I didn't ask for your help.
I'm not saving you.
I just wanted to ask them something.
How do you explain your treatment of Sonokawa until now?
Sh-She suddenly approached you, Miou-sama.
But her high and mighty attitude was frustrating us.
I see.
But did it make you feel better to bully her as a group?
Did it make you feel stronger?
In my eyes, Sonokawa is the much stronger person for enduring
your treatment of her alone.
If there's something you can't give up,
stand on your own two feet.
Fight with your own hands.
She's a grand person!
But I agree. My beauty does make people go mad.
She's petty!
Um...
Huh?
Sorry.
It's okay. You don't have to apologize.
B-But...
If you apologize, it'll be harder to get you back!
What?
You're a demon! A jerk!
I feel better.
If someone gets you, reply in—
Oh. Ahem.
This is the style of Sonokawa Momoka.
It's my treat.
I'm not thanking you for this.
I told you, I didn't do it for you.
Ootori Miou, huh?
She's definitely strange, but she made those girls apologize in an instant.
She might actually be an amazing person.
What's wrong, Sonokawa?
Whoops.
This is my application from yesterday.
Okay.
All right!
Sonokawa Momoko joins the Survival Game Club!
I wanted to play a realistic survival game
When I came to my senses, I'd joined the Survival Game Club.
Today they're making me meet them here.
I'm totally being swept along.
It's pretty lively out here since it's Saturday.
Everyone looks so sharp.
She'd better not show up dressed weird again.
Thanks for waiting, Sonokawa.
What?
O-Ootori-senpai?
I hadn't introduced you to our members yet, so I had them come here.
I'm a second-year, Kyoudou Maya.
Nice to meet you.
She works part time as a model.
Y-You're a model?
Titles are Momoka's weakness.
I'm Kasugano Urara.
I'm a first-year, too.
Why is such a cute girl in the survival game club?
Miou-sama and I are childhood friends.
I'm interested to see who you are since Miou-sama
speaks so highly of you.
Huh? What?
I just felt a chill.
Look, Tooru. They're beautiful.
Huh?
Wow. They're so cool.
No way. What's going on?
Everyone's looking at us.
I feel awesome.
Maybe club activities aren't so bad.
Survival Guys
I was stupid to think this could be fun for even a moment.
We're going in.
What's with this shop? It's so creepy.
State your business.
Hey, manager.
We came to pick up equipment for our rookie.
Take your time.
Huh?
Have we met before? You've got a deep voice.
I don't know.
Look at all these dangerous weapons.
You can't use that.
Huh?
Wh-What?
Oh? Did you make that ghillie suit?
It's very high quality.
It's the brave young man version for use in snow-covered mountains.
Ghillie suits are suits resembling bagworms, and are used for hiding in forests.
Doesn't the flashy color defeat the purpose?
I'm Goutokuji Kayo of class 1-C.
Nice to meet you, I guess.
We're in the same class!
I had no idea.
I was wearing this.
You like survival games so much that you dress like that all the time?
No, I'm not interested in survival games.
Then why are you in this club?!
Kayo-san likes cosplaying.
A lot of people pick up survival games because of how it looks.
I see...
What do you think of this style?
Is something wrong?
Keep your breasts away from me!
It's no wonder you're a gravure model.
What?
You're one of those models?
Kyoudou Maya (16)
Tons of Tits ❤
Oh?
Nice choice.
But you're not ready for this one, Sonokawa.
Goutokuji-san just told me I can't use it.
Yeah. This one's for people over 18 years old.
Child Safety Act
There are some guns children under the age of 18
cannot use due to the Child Safety Act.
Look up the rest yourself.
Don't rely on others for everything!
But president, you—
It's all right.
She has special permission to use it.
She is one of the Chosen.
Chosen?
Maybe this one would suit you better.
Well?
This would be mine?
Wanna try shooting it?
What?
These facilities are under the shop?
The teams will be you and me against Maya, Urara, and Kayo.
Got it?
Yeah!
The game will now begin.
You may be strong, Miou-sama, but your partner is a novice.
It'll be a piece of cake.
I hope so.
President, I can't just jump into a game.
I taught you how to use a gun.
Give it a try.
Let's go!
Sonokawa!
Huh?
Hold it!
Some of you must be wondering how BB guns can have this effect.
It's the girls' delusion.
Just their imagination.
I won't show mercy just because you're new to this.
Sonokawa, are you all right?
Sonokawa-san's a novice.
She's probably frozen in terror.
If we can beat Miou-sama, we'll win.
Got it!
What?
Huh? She's dead.
I'll say it again, but this is their delusion.
Momoka got her revenge on the breasts.
Good work, Sonokawa.
What should we do now?
She's an impressive gunman.
It's her first battle, but she easily took down an opponent.
I don't stand a chance one-on-one in close quarters!
Kayo-san!
Sorry. I know.
Got her!
What?
The brutality to step over an ally's corpse without batting an eye...
Impressive.
No way!
Sonokawa Momoka.
You are the answer to the Survival Game Club's prayers!
Nothing beats a bath after a survival game.
Why does this shop have a bath, too?
How was it, Sonokawa?
I don't know.
But it was kind of amazing.
If you become a Chosen someday, a new world will open to you.
Chosen? Like you?
That's right.
I repeated a grade because I didn't have enough credits.
Since I'm already 18, there's no gun I can't fire.
What?
You're so lucky to be able to use all kinds of guns, Miou.
I'd like to become an adult soon and use this gun and that gun...
Are we getting coffee milk yet?
What?
Are you serious?!
Dear viewers!
This anime will be like this the whole time.
Don't say these aren't survival games
or tell us to at least try to pretend we're playing survival games.
Got it?
See you next episode.
I'll be back.